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ON THE EDGE OF COMMON SENSE

Springtime in the Rockies

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When it’s springtime in the Rockies

And my lips are turning blue

I’ll be slogging through the blizzard

like a brain-dead caribou.

Ah, springtime.

That first hint of life beginning anew, the annual transformation, its throat in long tubercular coughs that turn rain into birdshot, sleet into ice, ice into snowflakes shaped like goatheads or barbed wire, not falling but slicing by you like shrapnel, sandblasting your face, freezing your rein hand into a claw and turning 45 degrees and balmy into assault with intent to stupefy.

Ah, springtime.

Brave wildflowers bursting from winter’s blanket, the trill of the mountain bluebird, the exultation of a rushing brook, the whine of a spinning tire, the “splock” of pliers dropped from your hand, the rattle of mudtags on a feedlot steer that make him sound when he walks like a limping Moroccan bride. That half brave, half-scared elation of aiming your truck toward the muddy dirt road ruts like a boat captain docking with the current, like Fast Eddy runnin’ one down the rail.

Ah, springtime.

The anticipation of a new bride or a butterfly waking in his cocoon. Like Christmas Eve with all the presents of summer waiting to be opened, the weatherman declaring winter’s over. Angels celebrating the vernal equinox by hosing out Gabriel’s hog confinement shed, drip drying their laundry between the mountain tops and revving up the windchill machine for one last recalibration.

Ah, springtime.

For me, it’s best viewed through a picture window, sittin’ by the fire.

Once again you’ll hear me promise

You’ll be hearing from me soon.

When it’s springtime in the Rockies

I’ll be calling from Cancun.

Baxter Black is a cowboy poet, former large-animal veterinarian and entertainer of the agricultural masses. Learn more at www.baxterblack.com.

Baxter Black